The Amark Patra Social Conditioning and Re-Programming Center

hello i am johnny "fats" arbuckler, famed astrologier and speaker to the dead here with an important information

please leave message and a lock of hair to relative you wish me communitcate with in hell and i will send them you message

to aunt marilyn, deepest dark circle of hell:

have you try cologate® toothpaste?????? it clean you teeth and leave you feeling refresh

to my brother bobby:

hey asshole! do you have my shoes? The black converse with the stripes? I swear to god if you got blood on them...

to lil bobby g:

yo cuz w^ be chilin n shit . got paid nigga wo gon git crukned holla

dear cousin stephanie:



please stop doing so many meths, your teeth are disgusting and it ruins thanksgiving (which you weren't even invited to)

dearest pa-pa

you are rotting in hell now. it's what you deserve, for what you did. We can never forgive you, but only hope you are getting it rough. Really rough.

ma-ma:

Sorry but he was awful.

dearest sister

i am sorry i ate you